OMAHA,
NE—American citizens are coordinating efforts to lift the spirits of
wünderkind singer-songwriter Conor Oberst, sources reported Monday. "I
saw Conor's picture in a Spin article about Bright Eyes, and he just
looked so down," said Lindsey Keisner of Youngstown, OH, one of the
party's 4,000 planners. "The country feels really bad that he's going
through such a rough spell, so next Friday, everyone who can should
meet in Omaha with balloons, funny cards, and silly little gag gifts."
Britt Daniel from Spoon will lure Oberst to Omaha by asking him to
overdub some vocals.
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